It’s the season to recognize excellence in all things involving political reality in the United States. So, after a full year of blogging from The Land of Israel, SBG introduces its First Annual Matscar (rhymes with Oscar) Awards. unleavened, unabashed and unabridged.
The excitement is tangible and the stakes are high. Grab something unleavened and relax as we get right to work presenting this years winners.
Category: Best New Passover Video Featuring a Bald Lead Singer:
Matscars for your other favorite categories after the jump.
Category: The F-16 Best Jewish Friend Award
Winner: Our own Barak Hussein Obama for the sale of 36 F-16s to Iraq while convincing us he’s the “Best Thing Israel Has Going for It.” Certainly Iraq intends to use them for peaceful purposes, like crop dusting.
Category: Best Supporting Actor
Winner: Joe Biden, for his rollicking portrayal of a clueless Vice President in, “Stand Up, Chuck!”
Category: Most “Fluorescent” Intelligence Award
Winner: Barak Hussein Obama for his heartwarming portrayal of a brilliant man.
With this year’s Matscar Winners, how can we go wrong?